| Though Atlas is celebrated for holding the world on his shoulders, few realize that if it weren\'t for chronic neck and back pain he would actually be able to make a slamdunk. Find relief of mythical proportions with today\'s Groupon: for $29, you get a threestage decompressiontherapy treatment at Canadian Decompression and Pain Centers (a $442.50 value). This Groupon is valid at the Bowmanville, Brampton, Hamilton, Mississauga, Scarborough, and Toronto locations. The treatment includes: Pretreatment consultation and analysis Three decompression treatments Canadian Decompression and Pain Centers\' adept healthcare teams overhaul spines to relieve chronic neck and back pain using an array of mutlidisciplinary treatments. Therapists guide ailing clients through three 20minute sessions in threestage neurodecompression therapy, with exact procedures varying according to each patient\'s condition. A thorough consultation precedes treatment to examine the patient\'s ailment, gait, posture, and any spinal manipulation caused by trying to sneak onto roller coasters at a young age. During phase one, clients recline on a spinal decompression table, which gently pulls on problem joints between spinal segments while monitored by a biofeedback computer. During phase two, which applies only to some, patients inhale up to 92 per cent pure oxygen during the decompression session to further ease muscle stiffness and potentially boost immunesystem function. Both stages aim to increase blood flow as they grant suffocated spinal discs access to damagerepairing nutrients, much like granting plumbers access to kooparemoving fireballs. Each session aims to provide relief from conditions such as herniated discs, pinched nerves, sciatica, fibromyalgia, and degenerative disc disease, as well as injuries caused by rushhour commutes done via somersault. |
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