| There is now more writing available on the internet than the sum of all books ever written by millions of monkeys at millions of typewriters. Gird yourself for the coming Reading Wars with today\'s Groupon: for $70, you get a oneday, fivehour speedreading class from The Iris Organization (a $199 value). This Groupon can be redeemed at any location nationwide, with classes held locally at the Marriott Downtown Eaton Centre on select Saturdays and Sundays from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Classes and locations will be routinely added based on demand, so make sure to check the website for new class times and locations. Optionally, this Groupon may be redeemed for an online series of three audio courses and one video course. The Iris Organization equips its students with the power to read quickly and effectively, reducing molassesslow reading habits to rubble and replacing them with a laserlike ability to consume and comprehend literature. With five hours of class online or inperson, students will learn drills to drum up the speed of their reading, creative notetaking tips, and ways to better retain knowledge gathered during reading. Different mediums of information conveyance will also be covered, such as technical materials, magazines, newspapers, and websites. Past students have reported reading up to five times faster as a result of Iris\'s instruction, leaving more time for hobbies such as carpet weaving or shipinabottle smashing. |
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